10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"