10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier