10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio