10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris