10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack