10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.