10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger