10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."