10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright