10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.