10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.