10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."