10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.