10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion