10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.