10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach