10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.