10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson