10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --