10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- It's Free To Fold...
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it