10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown