10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."