10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel