10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe