10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water