10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz