10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- It's Free To Fold...
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd