10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'