10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it