10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"