10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."