10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow