10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Fold and live to fold again
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."