10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."