10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Poker is for fat, American losers.