10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."