10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders