10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway