10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "No river, no fish."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.