10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Poker is for loners.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe