10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.