10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Welcome to kicker school
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Fold and live to fold again