10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is for loners.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo