10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker is for loners.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.