10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "No river, no fish."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.