10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is for loners.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.