10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Welcome to kicker school
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.