10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."