10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.