10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.